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The blog is still dead...

2007-01-18T14:45:00.000+11:00

But a little bit of whoring never hurts.

Anyone want to click below and sign up for me?

I'll be ya best friend?

And hell, you might even have a little fun there. :)

So... this is my last post...

2006-11-17T09:36:00.000+11:00

I remember once reading that sometimes when grownups say forever...

Seems very fitting right now...

So, I'm going to go out with a song. A duet that has been mangled as of recent times...

In this proud land we grew up strong
We were wanted all along
I was taught to fight, taught to win
I never thought I could fail

No fight left or so it seems
I am a man whose dreams have all deserted
Ive changed my face, Ive changed my name
But no one wants you when you lose

...

Though I saw it all around
Never thought I could be affected
Thought that wed be the last to go
It is so strange the way things turn

...

hmmm, seems to be a chorus missing...

Allow me to sing it to you this time...

Rest your head
You worry too much
Its going to be alright
When times get rough
You can fall back on us
Dont give up
Please dont give up

...

Dont give up now
Were proud of who you are
Dont give up
You know its never been easy
Dont give up
cause I believe theres the a place
Theres a place where we belong

In response to the Albert comment...

2006-11-03T14:54:00.000+11:00

This morning I woke up for work and there were three fours on the clock...

And I died a little inside.

(Not sure how that relates, but I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere...)

RAAAAAHHHH

2006-09-08T15:06:00.000+10:00

Bucklebury is a bunch of losers for jerks.

That is all.

Lies, Damn lies and statistics.

2006-09-08T14:48:00.000+10:00

Heh... I love a good stat that I can't verify...

And on that note, I have a quiz for ya.

(ARL stands for Australian Rugby League and AFL stands for Australian Football League )

Does the following apply to the

ARL OR AFL?

have been accused of spousal abuse: 36

have been arrested for fraud: 7

have been accused of writing bad checks: 19

have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses: 117

have done time for assault: 3

can't get a credit card due to bad credit:71

have been arrested on drug-related charges: 14

have been arrested for shoplifting: 8

currently are defendants in lawsuits: 21

have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year: 84

Can you guess which organization this is?

(Answer is in the comments.)

I know it's wrong...

2006-08-05T00:35:00.000+10:00

But it's Friday night,

The kids are at their Grandparents,

The better half is out partying...

And I'm at home with a cask of Red wine.

Singing the tunes of Kate Bush and Ricky Lee Jones as loud as I care to.

All the while, I've dug up a copy of Vampires: the Masquerade - bloodlines.

Man, I'm sad, but shove it. ;)

...Where just a couple of pigeons are living...

You were kinda nuts...

2006-07-10T12:53:00.000+10:00

But you will never be forgotten.

I just don't know what to say.

But I feel I need to say something.

I still can't believe that you're gone.

Goodbye.

x: 1961-2006...

To all the English viewers out there...

2006-06-28T14:45:00.000+10:00

Yeah, I'm talking to you.

All one of you.

Right now, Bic Runga is touring the U.K.

And if you don't go see, I swear, you're banned from the internet!

Or something like that.

Ha!

It can be summed up in one picture.

2006-06-27T15:52:00.000+10:00

That is all.

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2006-05-25T12:42:00.000+10:00

Hello friends and students of you all.

How are we today? It's been a while since I saw you all here.

And you're all here.

Even you, hiding at the back there. Yeah, you, no, the other guy. Yeah. you.

G'day. :D

.
three. 846264-33832279

So, how's the world been keeping? the world's bit of a strange place don't you think?

I mean, subliminal messages everywhere.

five. 0288419-716939937510
But only if you know where to look.

ha! I linked to the N-word. How is that going these days? Upper management still running the masked orgies? tript? can you hook a brother up? ;) Or has it all gone down hill from when I was running the show? *cough*notthatIwaseverrunninganyshow*cough* *waves hand*, you did not hear anything. ;)

Actually, I linked them for a reason. Just recently, I met a former cammer in a non-cam medium.

Apparently, he noticed a colleage at his new job that looked suprisingly like a person posted on Jo's blog.

To be honest, I think he's the guy that's been stalking me.

Did you know I've been getting stalked? yep, suuuuure am... *ahem*

five. 82319749-44-59230781
Anyways, it's not all strange I spose, some of it is quite cool.

Like this thing. You could zoom forever on this thing... But they're missing out, seriously, imagine this technology combined with advertising?

It would be the next MILLION DOLLAR WEB PAGE

DOT COM!

hmmmm, maybe I could steal the source code somehow... anyone care to look up whether or not it's an open source project? I'm much to lazy... :D

Get back to me, thanks mate. *hi-five*!
6406286208.

I want to write something about this...

2006-05-10T10:21:00.000+10:00

Spherical Perspective.

Cause it's kind of a good read...

But I'm lazy AND busy.

A deadly combination.

What's the best thing about doing 28 year olds?

2006-05-10T09:25:00.000+10:00

Moving on from that subject heading.

It was a wonderful thing. The miners got out.

woo for them. Seriously, a kilometer under ground. Man, couldn't imagine it.

Anyways, that's not what I'm griping about.

Channel 10, that paradigm of good decision making, decided to run with "Escaping the mine: live" all morning yesterday.

All. Morning.

Never mind that they got out at 5am and were home before I woke up. No, channel ten was there, cameras blaring: oh, I think we can see a hairy ass through the window that might be moving. Zoom in boys, it's paydirt.

But not just that. They replaced Jimmy Neutron for this shit.

Now, I'm not really a Jimmy Neutron fan, but I have been curious to find out how him and his friends would escape those evil brain things... never mind, I'll turn in today and find out...

NO.

Asslickers.

They just skipped the episode.

Man, I'm glad I don't have kids of the age that recognise continuity.

Sheesh. No respect. Yanno, kids and cartoons get no respect.

So here C10. pffffffffffffffffffffft to you.

ha.

(PS: the answer is: cause there's 20 of them!)

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot...

2006-04-24T14:14:00.000+10:00

- Man, he sure has fancy footwork.
- Not the time to lose one's foot.
- That's not the way to get afoot in life.
- It's a shame he wasn't more footstrong.
- He'll never be the foot of a major corporation.

Okay, that'll do.

You gotta give him props for going on for a few minutes though...

So, what is it about telephones?

2006-04-18T11:13:00.000+10:00

I mean, you can't tally a phone can you?

And Chocolate bunnies, yanno, I mean, what is the deal with *them* hey?

And Paris Hilton, you ever notice that she looks the same in every picture?

And named pipes? What's the deal with them? I mean, are they named named pipes? or do they have some other name? and if they don't, then they aren't really named at all.

Though I wonder if one is named bill...

And what is the deal with This guy. Seriously, you tried really hard mate, you did. You spent lots of time on it and it looks real good. But it's not photo realistic. near-photo realistic maybe? but not quite. Kinda like Gnocchi. It is nots the pastas, its the potatos...

Wow... The crazy bastard..

2006-03-23T11:26:00.000+11:00

Went gone and done it!

He's released his C.D onto the public.

And it can be yours - $15.00 - (Plus a couple of bucks my way as a finders fee... ;), Don't hate the playa ;)

In case, you have no idea who Lester Norton is, here's his official brand spankin' site.

And here is where he LAUGHED AT OUR BANANA SHORTAGE!

The nerve! Sheesh... ;)

Now, as the Australian representative, pr guy, marketing director, roadie, door bitch, dealer and tour manager, I feel it is my responsiblity to ensure that this thing takes off in this country, so I'm making it a challenge.

If you read this blog. Post about this C.D. ;)

I will be checking. There will be a test. No, the test will not include monkies. Yes you can bring in a calculator, not is cannot be a graphics calculator, there will be no talking to your neighbour, and simulated sexual acts and strickly forbidden, especially during the oral section of said exam, pants however, are optional.

That is all.

A quick question for you... sort of...

2006-03-22T14:52:00.000+11:00

A glimpse of infinity.
A relationship that can never be precisely mapped.
Straight lines become circles only at infinity.

What am I?

hmmm, I was going to talk about what brought me to that question, but then that would give away the answer, wouldn't it... :P

So instead, lets talk about bananas.

And more precisely... We, have no bananas... no bananas... today... *sniff*

no, really! no bananas!

80% of the Australian crop gone.

Just like that, we have no banana, no bananas today.

With it being illegal to import bananas.

I've heard that it could take up to 4 years for the banana industry to get back up and running, how wierd would it be though for Bu?

Growing up in a world where the banana is a "luxury" fruit and not an everyday in your lunchbox fruit!

Strange days people. Very strange.

um... Jo...

2006-03-20T13:51:00.000+11:00

Can...um...

can... we... um...

can we get this?

You'll love it, I swear, in fact, you don't even need to click on the link... just say yes. :D

That's right...

2006-03-20T10:53:00.000+11:00

I'm a naughty, naughty developer...

ok... that's all you're getting for now... ;)

Not! Calvin!

2006-02-23T15:44:00.000+11:00

*Sniff*

On the plus side, Go visit google, type in March 20th...

And don't you forget it! ;)

Hitler and a nun go into a bar...

2006-02-20T10:13:00.000+11:00

Jesus says 'What do you call a dog with no legs?' and the nun says 'A baby with a javelin through its neck'

Ok, so it's terrible, but the more you read, The more you laugh

And once again...

2006-02-16T14:27:00.000+11:00

The internet is Wrong...

Just. Plain. Wrong.

Hot damn...

2006-02-15T10:58:00.000+11:00

Why didn't I come up with this idea...

Jooooooooo!

2006-02-14T15:48:00.000+11:00

I want!

Surely we can work this into the extention to the bungalow!

Surely!

And a shout out

2006-02-14T14:16:00.000+11:00

To the most wonderful Brandelion.

Arteeste extrodinare.

And most wonderful designer of the site of yours truely.

She has a portfolio up and running now, so go peruse and if you like what you see, I hear she works for food... ;)

Hmmm, I think there is something wrong with the banker...

2006-02-13T14:17:00.000+11:00

What's left:
$300
$200,000
$400,000
$1,000,000

The Offer

$300,000

I take a risk, get the $300 Woo!

$200,000
$400,000
$1,000,000

The Offer

$178,000

Yeah, cause the minimum I can get from here is $200,000... pfffft

Next out, $200,000 iiieeeE!!!

offer: 350,000 (minimum if I play on, $400,000)

Checks my case

[builds suspense]

$1,000,000

w00t.

Not like that $200,000 they give you in Australia... :D

Seriously though, the bank is drunk and I'm the luckiest guy in the world...

Go give it a bash

ok... let's try this again...

2006-02-13T13:05:00.000+11:00

- Damn, this appeals to the nerd in me from 5 years ago... They have come so far in making water... :D Seriously! Watch the first video, the one with the shark. Yeah, awesome.

- Uber Breakout 2 - With a name like that, how can you *not* give it a bash? ;)

- And then there is Ball Trap If this doesn't drive you crazy...

Have fun kids... :D

Retro Gaming.

2006-02-13T12:53:00.000+11:00

18x18 style

oh yeah, take a trip down memory lane... in style...

So... maybe I was a little hasty...

2006-02-13T11:55:00.000+11:00

The internet can still be funny...

(watch out for the load time... ;) )

I believe a w00t is in order...

2006-02-13T10:23:00.000+11:00

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Man, it must be good to be the king...

2006-02-05T00:35:00.000+11:00

An exert from an email I recieved...

I cannot thank you enough for you introducing me to this blog.

"Blogging is weird. I was just in the shower, practicing my signature on the frosted up glass, when all of a sudden I remembered how fucking much I love gravy." Exaggerating Rumours 07/08/05

That's one of the funniest things I have read in my life, and the entire blog is pretty much up to this standard.

Li is the fucking king who makes me laugh my ass off at least once a day and I owe it all to you my friend!

Thank you!!!

*poke*

Keep up the good work guy... :D

Teh Br4n...

2006-01-16T10:47:00.000+11:00

In case you have all forgotten, this is teh br4n.

Look what she's done with the place!

zombies!

woo! make *everything* better... and if they make everything better, surely they make this place better... right.

:D

woo!

Go Bran. :D You're cool.

So just for you, here, have an essay from a guy named eric.

According to his web-site, Eric is great, so I guess it makes sense... yeah? :D

I should be hoping...

2005-12-29T17:18:00.000+11:00

But I can't stop thinking...

Is it just me, or is the internet no fun anymore?

Seriously, what happened there?

Where did the whimsy go?

What? did I go and grow up or something?

Maybe a little.

Something is wrong and I don't know what to do about it.

maybe I just need to sprouse the place up a bit?

what ja think?

And to all a good day!

2005-12-25T09:44:00.000+11:00

Damn, do you know what kind of Chrismas emergency goes on when the day before Christmas, you realise your daughter will need a HELMET to ride her new Christmas bike?

Her first real big girl bike?

So, I geuss this post could also be titled: The day I saved Christmas.

So, let me set the scene. The day before Christmas, on a Saturday.

There were people everywhere.

7 shopping centres. All sold out.

If I here 1 more in store Christas carol... man I'm gunna go all Christal on someone.

Especislly the crown so! have you heard that one?

Where crown, the casino, incorparates their theme into "oh Christmas tree" during their Christmas show. Talk about hooking 'em when they're young.

anyways,

bell and something ring.
making children cry.
oh what fun it is to ride,
something all night long, hey
Jingle bells, Jingle bells...

So yeah, Merry Chrtistmas to all...

And I sure hope you're not the parent of the first 3 year old on a bike I see...

And to all, a merry xmas.

2005-12-23T13:18:00.000+11:00

Heya kids.

I see the corporate train that is Christmas keeps rolling on by.

I hope you all enjoy your presents. They're in the mail. I swear it.

I thinking though, I totally copped out with the decorating the ol' blog for christmas this year... maybe I'll have to be like the shops and put up an Easter theme... on the 27th...

mmmm Easter eggs in December. How can you not love that?

The only thing better is that guy with his crazy deals.

You know the one

Crazy!, Crazy!, Crazy!, Crazy! AND G-STRINGS!!!

what a guy.

I wonder how that European embargo is going anyways?.

Anyways, the ol' Friday virus scan has kicked in, so I might just have to call it Christmas lunch time and go get drunk off my ass...

That's right, put the kids in bed early, I'm coming home loaded!

*ahem*

Woohoo! .jpg

2005-12-21T14:02:00.000+11:00

Oh man, ain't THAT the truth.

Though they missed the scattered bit.

Man, I've been kinda scattered recently. Anyone noticed?

I think it has something to do with the alignment of the moon. Or my shakra has tapped into something it shouldn't have. Or some crap yanno.

Actually, I think I'll stick with the moonbeam option.

Can you help me kill the upset ghost? - man, cracks me up every time.

Did anyone notice that my images are down again? once again making a mockery of my last post and turning me into a liar again?

I like my pictures... stupid self fulfilly quiz.

Am I really forgetful though?

OMG! That is like, totally roX0Rzz!

2005-12-20T09:12:00.000+11:00

lolol!!1!

omg mate! It's like history has like, totally repeated itself or sum-ting

Sol, the main man, holder of the like, totally cool title of "first guy to ever comment", is now the guy to hold the "First guy to post after the hiatusing"

Congrats mate, you really are "teh l337" ;)

oneoneexlaimationpoint

did anyone like, totally notice the pictures are back?

wtf mate!

make me a liar will you? and you know, you're playing on one of my key features, being lazyness, in knowing that I'm actually too lazy to actually change the last post.

actually.

act-u-ally

Why don't you act? you ally?

Though really, it's kinda poetic, like they were waiting for my return... like, totally waiting for my return, like I'm the one.

the oneoneexlaimationpoint11!one.

roX!1.

*cough*thechequeisinthemail*cough*

So what? Is there meant to be a blog here or something?

2005-12-19T16:45:00.000+11:00

Damn, this place is dead. I don't know why I hang out here any more.

This place used to be cool.

Look at you now? What are you? nothing!

The hollow shell of a burnt out blog.

Good for you.

I mean, hey, if you look real close you can see the footprints of former glory.

It's in there, just keep looking.

No, not there, that's where the now non-existant pictures are... *sniff*

Maybe this place needs a new paint job?

I hear so-loud-it-hurts-our-teeth pink is in style these days.

Combine that with a dead puppy and a link to a get where you assassinate stick figures and I might just be onto a winner again...

But then again, don't all you guys suck or something?

Hows the cam? Am I still running the boards? I haven't checked. How's ol' Crispy? how's his pooch?

Speaking of Crispy's pooch... (best segue ever.)

I think they need to make a computer game where you play the role of a vampire assassin by day who goes out and night to kill zombies who are also Jesus.

yeah... that would be a winner.

It's been fun.

2005-09-27T10:27:00.000+10:00

But let's face it. I haven't been in this relationship for a while now.

It's not you baby, it's me.

Oh no baby, don't be like that, I'm sure you meet someone else, they'll make you laugh, point you to games, talk about Neurocam...

ok, I'm heading off. I'll prolly be back some day.

Catchya round.

Bygons.

With a lack of any real content...

2005-09-26T16:25:00.000+10:00

Let's do one of those posts where we look at peoples query strings...

First off. "Gothador Cheats". hmmm, good luck mate. Try the BoW. Ha! (man, I really zinged him like a nerd.)

- "Winx club sluts": :( but... they're the Winx. something the Winx they are the WINX! You can't go looking up that sort of stuff on the internet! Though I'm sure fanfiction is a terrible terrible thing...

- "want to fuck 8 year olds": um... man, I hope you go to jail soon...

- "Limors kooyong road": tee hee hee, I love this post. Or is that both of those posts. Best restraunt reviews ever. :D

and finally...
- "fucking little girls": man... I think I need to get a new blog, I'm attracting creeps and fucktards. Or I should track their IP's or something... hhmmmm...

Where is lawrence anyways...

Good luck mate.

2005-09-23T15:56:00.000+10:00

Rita, the cat 5 hurricane, headed for Houston.

All stations are out of gas and I only have half a tank. That won’t get me anywhere.

I can’t evacuate.

I’ll be posting on here (weblog) several times a day, for as long as I can, until the power goes out. I’ll have videos and audio files for ya’ll!

http://blog.stevecronin.com

Can someone please...

2005-09-20T17:41:00.000+10:00

Write and animated sitcom about a wise cracking taxi driver who is also Jesus.

And can it star that delightful Tony Danza?

yeah, that'll sell...

And if you can't do that, at least do this. Let me know if you pass level 7

Kinda reminds me of a story...

2005-09-19T12:00:00.000+10:00

LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT
MORNING.

I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND
SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME.

AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY
BIRTHDAY."

I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL
REMEMBER.

MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT
FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.

AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING,
BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED.

I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND
SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR
BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME."

I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.
LET'S GO!"

WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO.

WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO
MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO
THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE
DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?"

I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"

SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."

AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS,
IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

"OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.

SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME
OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND
DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

AND I JUST SAT THERE...

ON THE COUCH...

NAKED.

Hey Trang!

2005-09-19T11:43:00.000+10:00

Happy birthday Bro.

You're ooooold now.

I'm sure I've blogged about...

2005-09-16T14:02:00.000+10:00

The Onion getting it right before.

And I remember when this article came out.

Laughed so damn hard.

And the so called it

Ever wondered...

2005-09-13T09:42:00.000+10:00

If you were to dig a whole from your backyard all the way through the Earth, where it would come out?

Wonder no more!

Man. My backyard sucks. Stupid Ocean.

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

2005-09-08T11:30:00.000+10:00

* Flimsy moral standards.
* Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
* Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

When was the last time I posted some...

2005-09-08T11:13:00.000+10:00

Flash games?

It's been a while hey.

he's a couple. Kinda fun, just don't have a chance to look for them anymore. Stupid busy...

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- 930. Fun. He's a persistant little bastard though. Now, because there's no instructions, here goes. Chose the first option. Now, don't let him catch your mouse. Anyone wanna tell me what happens at 1000?

- 10534. An interesting spin on the original pingu. Try to wack the giant skeleton with the arm near the lava... he's a good 'splodin' :D

Suprisingly fun and addictive. Gets a little tricky though...

Fighting games with combos are fun... ;)

Oh my god, I can't believe someone actually found a practical use for geometry.

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Enjoy.

...

2005-09-05T12:49:00.000+10:00

“I’m sick of the press conferences, for Gods sakes, shut up and send us somebody.”
-Aaron Broussard, President, Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, September 4th, 2005

A quick update for those in the know...

2005-09-02T16:21:00.000+10:00

The Game of God is back.!

Woo

And Rast has developed a new game. Battle Mines.

It's pertty slow, like a 5 minutes every 6 hours type game, but damn fun. Plus, we need to get a few more players in there and I *used* to get droves going to the links I pointed to...

drooooovvvveeessssss.

Surely I can at least get a drove...

Spot the differences.

2005-09-02T10:01:00.000+10:00

I've been pointed in the direction of these two articles.

Spot the difference

num num num num

2005-08-30T14:19:00.000+10:00

num num num num
num num num num num num num num.

A week without posting. who the hell do I think I am.

seriously.

Stupid everything.

Ah well, I'm gunna go hide under my rock again.

Maybe you could play this game. It has zombies...

(And we all know how much people like zombies.)

Todays public service anouncement.

2005-08-22T12:38:00.000+10:00

Friends don't let friends ankle drunk.

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Now that I have your attention, can I just point you all over to this fella, li. Seriously, funniest blog ever.

But I can never comment over there because to comment on his posts would be to bring them down... you know, to my level of funny.

But seriously, if you don't pop your head in over at li's house every once in a while, I will have to hunt you down and eat your children.

Or just tell you off, yanno, whichever works...

There's a bug in the termination procedure.

2005-08-18T15:35:00.000+10:00

But it only effects funds with non-unitised investments so that cool, yanno.

I mean hell, the closed investment project needs to go to production. Not that anyone wants to take ownership, it's only gunna show benefits in 6 months when you're not dealing with a fuckload of misallocated funds.

But that's fine. The defined benefit members have voluntary member contributions under code CRVOL. These are not being picked up.

And then you get this. Tran id 0000000045661634 seems to be fully allocated (hence why we think this has gone through the PST), part of this ID is tran no 36344820 and 36344824 for $45685.96 which has a TranDesc of Recoding - I dont know what this means! --- Well I don't know what it means either. Get in line.

STOP THE PRESSES.

I can only think of 7 things at once people se-ven.

Not 9. not 8. not fucking 16.

Seriously.

But hey, least I get to head home at night, snuggle in front of a warm fire and catch up on the latest on Hotdogs uplate.

Man, show of hands as to who has seen that show? seriously, it's the funniest show on television. The canned audience, the terrible set, the way hotdogs pauses to check the que cards. I love it. I appeals totally to my sense of irony.

Which as you all know, is the highest form of wit... It tramples all over sarcasm. Cause yanno, sarcasm's good.

So, which is the odd one out?

2005-08-16T15:39:00.000+10:00

- We went in because of the WMD's.
- We went in because they support Al qaeda.
- We went in because of 9-11 and all that.
- We went in to create a self governing, self managing Democracy

hey, trick question. none of them anymore...

*rolls eyes*

Now, a show of hands as to who is suprised to think that guerilla warfare beats conventional warfare.

It's kind of like paper, yanno... stupid rock...

I love that Simpson quote. - Good ol' dependable Rock. Nothin' beats Rock.

And now for some hotlinking goodness...

2005-08-15T11:55:00.000+10:00

It's all just going too far...

2005-08-11T16:13:00.000+10:00

yanno...

This weekend marked the first time...

2005-08-10T11:05:00.000+10:00

That I have ever seen the Crazy Frog song. And man, can I just say that that is one craaazy frog.

Seriously, I don't see what everyones problem is. I mean, if I hear that song 54 million more times before I die, I would die a happy happy man...

Actually, I think I need to propogate it. Perhaps I could download the ringtone and play it at obnoxious volumes on crowded trains. And sing along. And do the dance.

Ding da ding ding dooo bumba da dey wheeeeeeee.

Last night I met the man...

2005-08-06T13:40:00.000+10:00

Who took This photo.

And I'm shocked to find out who he was. Even moreso to find him there...

Digging through the past.

2005-08-02T17:32:00.000+10:00

It's amusing and perhaps a little strange when you dig through what has been and can mold it into the context of what happened since... For example.

---------------------------

I'm going to be selective about what i will and wont tell you. By not
following "the good doctor" you missed out on quite a performance. I missed
out on collecting anything from "Doctor Ben" but i continued following when
everyone else lost the trail. Ben went to the emergency waiting area of St
Vincent's. He was acting a little funy and i started to think the whole
neurocam thing was a little lame. I felt that by missing out on collecting
from Ben i had missed an integral part of "the assignment". He sat down in
the waiting area and i introduced myself. He said he wasn't sure "what all that back at the Tram Stop was about". I asked what he was doing now.

"I'm here to treat a patient" (Hey, why not? He's a Doctor right?)

I found it all a little amusing and kept thinking that Ben was trying to
find a way out of the situation, because i honestly felt that the "Assignment" was
over. Ben then walked over to a guy in the waiting area. Now this guy was pretty
fruity. He didn't look like an "actor or performer". His clothes truly
reflected the nature of what appeared to be a disturbed mind. The "patient"
kept looking over at me suspiciously. I was starting to get pretty freaked
out. Patient gave Ben a book "A History of the Mind" or something similar.
Ben put it in his breifcase.

---------------------------

I wonder if it ever made anyones required reading list? What about
Battle for your mind.
By William Sargant
"A physiology of conversion and brain-washing".?

And what about this fine piece of literature...

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I see you Charles, tall bastard with a long white coat on, nice shoes. Cashman aint you Charles. Bet the ladies like you aye Charlie. Bet you have conflicting emotions when your confused. Not all of uz are zitting en der Awstralia either. Iam zdill testing out ufurst B4 ein tel info ain moi. But you want to belong
No i dont, neurocam is strange and uncertain. Put your trust in Charles and you will one day meet the real Bridget Fischer.

He wants me to be an Operative. What the hell is that dude? But you relax in cyberspace, how can you be an operative. I dont live in Melbourne or Awstralia. Do you have a branch on which i could hang in Estonia?
I need to see you. Are you with Charles now? Bridget are you there? I will fill ziizz quwhestiyonaier for Bree-geet only. She must be a better more exciting guise, Bigger brain right!, and remember, unique. Woman are warm and sexy. Giviz a long hot sunny day here and I'll fill your Quwhestionaire. So your
so tuff Charlie fill your Quwhestionaire your self. Send it out to us! The questions your'e askingck are very deep issues. What when baggge man/woman takes time to answer and eventually finds
themselves? They may not need you Charlie anymore.Charles, WHAT! Have you done with Bridget? Im off..
I dont know who or what you are so I'll have to dig deep Im onto you and your little scheme. No you dont! ein Athen. Soon, and I Demand! to have a little personal Bridget touch next time.

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So, who is lilly Chan?

2005-07-29T15:03:00.000+10:00

And why is everything she says peppered with something that she shouldn't know?

Prudence?

2005-07-29T13:28:00.000+10:00

No.

Temperance?

No.

Justice?

No.

I'll see you there... ;)

me so sorry.

2005-07-28T13:09:00.000+10:00

Crap. I spilled my soup again.

This time, on the desk and the various papers scattered around it.

So that's it, with work being as busy as it is and there being so many zombies at home that need a killin... (Actually, they aren't zombies at all but villiages that have been infected by las plagas.), I just don't have time to post...

stupid time. So you're gunna get updates every time I spill my soup and when teigan tells me I need to post. He reminds Jo enough, surely he will start reminding me too soon...

cause I'm special too, aren't I?

Time takes care of the wound,

2005-07-20T12:56:00.000+10:00

...so I can believe.

I just spilt meso soup down my top.

I'm now burnt and covered in meso soup.

yep. That's right. I'm a professional.

Next stop, walking into that investor meeting. Nude.

1 year ago.

2005-07-19T13:47:00.000+10:00

I completed my first assignment.

It's been fun.

I had a dream last night...

2005-07-15T09:58:00.000+10:00

And you were there and you were there and you were there and you were there.

And we ate and drank and smoked and burned and a good time was had by all...

In this dream, I learnt all your secrets.

Like did you know, this guy can't get to sleep unless he's got a tattered blanket, three blocks of ice and is chanting the complete works of scientology.

This one. He dreams of being a censorer.

I'm not even gunna get started on this fella. Really a nice guy, great. Doesn't enjoy paying people to go to his cabin in the woods and then hunting them like animals. nope nope.

ah... good times...

wait a minute...

2005-07-12T13:29:00.000+10:00

I've got a blog here. Don't I.

How has my adoring fan-base been in my absence?

And does anyone know where I can get one of those delightful "Fare evader" t-shirts that Connex seem to be selling? I think I would look pretty smart in one of them.

Speaking of public transport. Why is it that train stations are littered with billboards saying "surely there's a cheaper way" or some crap like that? Cause all I think when I see it is, yeah, public transport sure is expensive... maybe I *should* get that bike...

And again, speaking of trains, has anyone seen one of those new NeuroTrains?

Get out of your mind man.

Because the Sarge reminded me.

2005-07-05T10:22:00.000+10:00

And if I have to suffer, so do you.

Click here And forever sing along.

A nifty little problem...

2005-07-04T13:38:00.000+10:00

That sadly, isn't in English.

The gist however, is that the boys can't be left with the Mum, the girls can't be left with the Dad and the Criminal can't be left with anyone. (She can be by herself though...)

*hint hint*

He's an inducted operative.

2005-07-04T13:17:00.000+10:00

You belong to Him.

long time...

2005-07-04T12:18:00.000+10:00

No post.

Two things have happened recently, One significantly more important to the other, but I'll let you the home view decide that...

Firstly, Jo has gotten her ultrathingame done and it's gunna be a boy. Yep, that's right, we're going to have a full set now. But there has been quite the heated discussion over here about what to call the little bugger. I for one have throw my support behind Grimes. Or at least I'm going to call him grimes as his nickname for the rest of his life... Nice work Teigs ;)

Secondly, I'm now a supporter in Gothador. Woo. Took me a while, you should go play, you really should. And you should subscribe. You don't get the full benefit of playing such a wonderful game until you subscribe. And it really is a wonderful game...

Now, the big question. Which one of the above statements was more important?

:O Zombies!

2005-06-29T13:10:00.000+10:00

I've seen enough movies to know that
This is a baaaad idea. But hey, at least when they begin the human trials, there is already a place for these fine folk to shop.

And in other news, Canada is Pro-equal rights, This game definitely has potential and this story claims to be the greatest ever told... I've heard better...

Just a quick update from...

2005-06-29T11:22:00.000+10:00

The great whore-out of 05.

Tript really is a quality whore after pulling into the lead this week.

Please, go pay the man a visit. Maybe leave his a little congrats.

It's about time...

2005-06-28T15:01:00.000+10:00

That someone made one of those Drag the dot style games with levels...

I woulda done it, but y'know, I didn't have the time...

What's it they call him?

2005-06-24T14:41:00.000+10:00

The Energizer bunny on speed?

Well tis made me laugh anyways...

Sudafed and beer.

2005-06-24T14:04:00.000+10:00

Bad combination.

So while you won't get anything particularly lucid from me today, so should go read this...

Made me laugh anyways.

Party at the back.

2005-06-22T13:36:00.000+10:00

I've noticed recently that my hair is *way* too party at the back at the moment...

I should do something about it...

mmmm, anyone good with scissors out there?

Stupid shockwave and it's crashing...

2005-06-22T12:16:00.000+10:00

Can someone tell me if This game is really as much fun as it looks?

I'm just left stuck playing This one...

A piece from an article...

2005-06-22T10:34:00.000+10:00

... Talking of contractors, wasn't the brief flirtation by the US Administration of closing down Guantanamo Bay intriguing? A story on June 9 had President Bush saying he was ready to examine alternatives to the Cuba base. Yet according to Dick Cheney, that was the silliest idea he'd ever heard. The whole thing suddenly went off the agenda and then last Thursday it was announced that Halliburton's subsidiary, with the disturbing name of Kellogg Brown & Root, had been awarded a contract to build an improved 220-bed prison for terrorists at Guantanamo Bay. How well oiled is that? ...

A funny thing has happened in the office today...

2005-06-21T15:52:00.000+10:00

*everyone* without fail, that I have talked to today has mentioned that they are tired and can't be stuffed being at work today.

Maybe it's the weather? they speculate. Some bug that's going around?

Or maybe it's the email that got sent around yesterday

NOBODY PANIC!!! We've all but run out of coffee but I have ordered some more, there are still teabags in the kitchen though.

Should arrive tomorrow.

Where tomorrow, sadly, did not mean, tomorrow morning...

Ah well, it's times like this that I keep my "private reserve" for...

And making the news today...

2005-06-21T14:57:00.000+10:00

Dinosaurs are still cool and as sacralicious as ever...

The Landover Baptists as still funny... and sacralicious.

Bush is still playing into hands...

And Jokes about aphrodisiac are easy...

Perhaps a different tact is in order...

2005-06-21T12:52:00.000+10:00

Tript is a whore.

Go tell him I said so...

Or you could just read this: The Salem witchcraft papers, Volumes 1 through 3: verbatim transcipts of the legal documents of the Salem witchcraft outbreak of 1692 / edited and with an introduction and index by Paul Boyer and Stephen Nissenbaum. .

Or even better. Do both... ;)

Haven't done this in a while...

2005-06-21T09:09:00.000+10:00

So, this is what I've been playing...

a ding-ding-ding-ding-ding bam-ba-dam-daaa.. weeeeee. Now, we all know how much everyone *loves* the crazy frog, so it was only going a matter of time before someone ripped off the classic, Pingu, and created a cheap crappy version... it is nice to launch him 87 units of measure though...

Ok, so This one is cheap, nasty, has absolutely *no* point, but hey, how can you go wrong when you combine Mario with a Shotgun...

What? you prefer clicking your mouse real fast to kill thing? Well why didn't you say so. Go try Combat Heaven and click to your hearts content.

And some game about ants that looks good, but constantly crashes here at work... I'm making note of it here to see if it'll work at home... :D

Then there is this game. See this game, this is the game. Jo, you'll like this game, everyone, you'll like this game... ;)

Or perhaps puzzle type games aren't your thing, perhaps you like robots, that race, like Sonic... kinda...

or maybe stupid puzzles that aren't acrade puzzles and drive you crazy...

*exhales*. Now what have *you* been playing?

A reflection of xade.blogspot.com

2005-06-20T15:00:00.000+10:00

we, isn't that interesting... the unfiction forums have moved into the lead as my top referer.

sorry tripty tript you ain't so pretty no more...

Lady J is holding up third place while the now defunct Q and The bandwagon are equal in fourth.

Everyone else, pull the lead out, even tript's cam archives are beating you... :D

Oh, and why have I been getting so many hits for "crack whores" recently? Who didn't tell me what at the last shareholders meeting?

ok... so I'm never going to...

2005-06-20T13:31:00.000+10:00

finish this game.

stupid internet. If anyone *does* finish it, can you tell me how many levels to go after the one with the giant red vertical line that blurs when it moves sideways?

Thanks.

So it's my new favorite game.

2005-06-19T14:36:00.000+10:00

Specially since that Game of God seems to have... um, missed a payment on their web hosting... :(

Anyway, can I present the game I have been Beta-testing and all round doin' great in.

Chuckootikooti.

Ok, so it's actually called Cthulhu:Nation, but I've got an "in" joke with *that* reader and it's funny so laugh damn you all. laugh.

Ok, now that you're done laughing, this game is a bit like Gothador but it's all fresh and new with a more dynamic and pretty interface and no "big bads" running around on levels you could only dream of... (Cept for the "admin" guy, he'll knock you for six if you sneeze at him...)

So yeah, I've promised one of the creators, Vampirist, that I would get at least a hundred thousand people to go sign up, but you know, he'll prolly let me of the hook with the tens of people who read this blog :D.

So go, sign up. Have a little play.

And if you need a little help getting started, check the forums and Guide to Cthulhu.

New features and adventures are being added every week so sign up now and join the fun. :D

Ah, the internet...

2005-06-18T17:17:00.000+10:00

It's a funny funny place...

Filled with Angry angry people...

Does anyone else...

2005-06-16T20:30:00.000+10:00

find it funny that the Dolmio's grin guy got replaced by a puppet?

Well I do...

Fucking Raymond.

2005-06-15T21:54:00.000+10:00

Seriously. I'm so damned glad to see that "The show that everyone loves" is coming to an end.

I mean, I can't believe the level of hatred I've had for that show and I've kept it up for 9 years. I don't think I've ever hated something for that long before.

Man oh man, I hope he dies so they can't bring out Raymond the movie.

Cutting your thumb...

2005-06-14T11:37:00.000+10:00

While chopping up pumpkins...

And then whinging about it for days is the manly thing to do...

right?

Maybe I just need a bigger knife.

While I'm ttalking about 80's movies...

2005-06-10T17:45:00.000+10:00

Anyone remember Brewsters millions?

That movie where Richard Prior has to spend $30 million in 30 days without getting any material possessions?

Well I'm pretty sure that if wasn't rated PG, he would have checked himself into the highest price brothel he could find for 30 days and told all of them to give him "the works".

Damn, flash games...

2005-06-10T10:20:00.000+10:00

are gettin' better all the time...

better and worse...

(actually, it ain't *that* bad... :D)

Screw this place.

2005-06-10T09:41:00.000+10:00

Seriously. It's just turning into a living parody of process and procedure.

You know those jokes about needing to fill in a form, getting it approved by your manager, his manager and the steering commity, just to scratch your own arse?

Well, it's not far from it.

So, how's you all doing?

2005-06-09T14:17:00.000+10:00

Any cases of crazy?

What about this kind of crazy? alternatively know as, when Ebay attacks, or more affectionately known as When Ebay goes wild.

Speaking of when Ebay goes wild... wait no, let me try that segway again, speaking of affectionately known as, we have a great mystery here at work.

You see, just recently, there has been a spate of some filthy gromit deciding that the bathroom wall is an excellent tissue. eeew, anyway, at the moment no one knows his identity and he is known as "booger", or affectionately, The Great Boogerino Bandito.

(Ok, so I'm the only one who calls him that, but I call him that affectionately...)

Speaking of Booger, does anyone remember the movie Revenge of the nerds? It had whatshisname in it... mumbley jo from ER... that doctor that everyone loved, well, that everyone loved *after* george left. Anthony Edwards, that's the one... anyway, where was I... oh yeah... nerds... and then I was going to segway to this game about magnets, don't ask me why, I guess nerds, magnets go together... don't they?

They don't go as well together as This game and driving you absolutley crazy, but hey, sometimes a segway just works other times it doesn't.

Speaking of segways not working... ah, forget it, just go and watch this and be amused at how easy it is for your brain to get exploited by the cheap equipment it uses to filter light...

Lousy cheap eyes...

hmmm... maybe it's a whole gang of banditos (and not the Frito variety) - ok, I don't really get this joke, I was just looking for the term for a gang of banditos and this made me laugh... not that I really get it though...

Anyways, enough ranting... I got work to do... or something like that.

If I could be bothered to dig up the post...

2005-06-08T15:53:00.000+10:00

where I was bitching about our works "low fat" milk scheme, I would but I can't be stuffed, so I'm just going to add to it here.

They have replaced the "low fat" milk with "No fat" milk...

Bastards.

I like having fat in milk. It makes it delicious. mmmm fat...

It's all her fault...

2005-06-08T15:10:00.000+10:00

That I'm repeatedly listening to Living it up

and finding facts such as

It is believed by most that Vin Diesel does not feel the need to eat, but does so out of habit. His favourite dishes include the despair of the innocent, the last breath of the dying, and spaghetti bolognaise.

Vin diesel was Bio-Engineered by NASA, PETA, and the Czech Republic to fight King Kong in 2007.

Yeah... you know who you are... her... *big hugs*

The stone of...

2005-06-06T12:55:00.000+10:00

Whatchamacallit.

This is one of those point and click and sus things out games.

But it's kinda creepy and fun. Sadly, it is part 1 and the second part doesn't look to be getting made any time soon...

Wierdest game ever...

2005-06-05T22:56:00.000+10:00

Crazy pink paedophile.

Collect the kiddiest while avoiding the creepy brown paedophile. Click your paedophile for extra paedophile fun...

High score: 2690.

(Oh, and I don't think they really *are* paedophiles, just creepy...)

So, I'll stop posting about baseball after this one...

2005-06-02T17:09:00.000+10:00

Hmmph.

This is kinda cool...

2005-06-01T12:30:00.000+10:00

For y'know, a little trick

But what does it for me is the guy yelling when she gets he medal... :D

To blatantly steal from Solly...

2005-06-01T11:32:00.000+10:00

Bucklebury wins 1st Shire Championship since 2004
MIRKWOOD - The Bucklebury Fairies became the Shire Conference champions for the first time since 2004 by defeating the reigning league champion Mirkwood Marauders in 5 games in the Two Towers Series. In Game 1, ace Fabur Beardcutter held Mirkwood bats in check and the bullpen stopped a late-inning rally to secure a 5-4 victory. Game 2 saw Bucklebury homers give the Faires an easy 7-2 win. In Game 3, the Fairies did more hitting and former Marauder, Denaumir Deneadur, held his old team to 1 run, as Bucklebury took a commanding 3-0 series lead. Mirkwood fought back in Game 4, winning a classic pitchers' duel with a bottom of the 9th RBI by Mohair Catsquisher. Finally, in Game 5, Torg Shinsnapper dominated Mirkwood, allowing no runs over 8.1 innings, and Scarlett Mawaan blasted 2 HR to win the title for Bucklebury.

...Excellent /pent fingers

Now, to the Return of the King series and Numenor.

These are the guys that beat us last time we were in the final. This time, it's personal... or somethin'...